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HAMMOND
Now you see what we have done ­,
A dino park, won’t that be fun?
Think of all that lies ahead,
All these creatures once were dead!

Now watch, this raptor dance team, (they’re not as rough as they seem)
Safely behind this fence (we spared no expense!)

Yes it's true they're dinosaurs
And soon they too will be on tours
Folks’ll flip their lids!

RAPTORS
Eating all the kids!

HAMMOND
(spoken) No! No! Uh...

Ignore scorn and superstition,
From that corny chaotician,
Who forbids...

RAPTORS
Eating all the kids!

HAMMOND
(spoken) What, no, no!

Compared to us, the best theme park is crummy.
C'mon this is your chance, don't be a dummy.

RAPTORS
Kids are yummy!

HAMMOND
Ingen's new developments
Must mean that you can see the sense;
This park’s the best!

RAPTORS
Wanna eat a guest!

HAMMOND
Jurassic Park will be my greatest venture!
And every visit will be an adventure! (Barring censure.)

So you see the park is waiting,
There can be no hesitating, have a ball!

RAPTORS
Wanna eat you all!

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from Jurassic Parody: The Musical Cast Recording, released November 17, 2015

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Geekenders creates geeky theatre and events in Vancouver, BC

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