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T-REX
Feed me!

LEX
What happened to the goat?!

T-REX
Feed me!

GENNARO
Maybe that’s the power trying to come back on?

T-REX
Feed me!

GENNARO
Oh, Jesus, Jesus!

T-REX
Feed me people
Feed me all night long
Like right now! You can do it
Feed me people
Feed me all night long [laugh]

'Cause if you feed me people
I can grow up big and strong

GENNARO
(Spoken) My parents wanted me to be an orthodontist!
How have my choices led me here?!

LEX
(Spoken) He left us. He left us alone! Dr. Grant! He left us! He left us! He left us!

T-REX:
Would I like a chaotician
Or a couple of children?
It’s not really a competition
I’m gonna get it

How'd ya like to be an hors d’ouerve?
Open that car and dinner is served
It’s time that I have what I deserve
I’m gonna get it

I've been waiting
I've been bored
I've been eating goats

Now’s my chance, we’ll feed me and
You know I wanna hunt
The kind of... let’s be blunt
The kinda food that I want down my throat

Come on, people
Come on outside
I’ve been jonesing, don’t you try to leave me denied
You can’t escape me,
I’ve gotta confide
That I’ll get it

GENNARO
Oh no, oh no
I have so, so many strong reservations
The investors will withdraw their donations!

T-REX
(Spoken) You didn't know nothin' till you met me. Come on, folks, you think you’ll flee? Chaos? Kids? Paleontology? How 'bout that lawyer? Think it over... Just tell me where he went, real quiet like, and get me some lunch!

They’ve set you up to be the fall guy
Now get ready, time for goodbye!
People might say that it’s your purpose to fry
I’m gonna get it

GRANT
Kids, their eyesight’s based on movement
Research about skull structure proved it
Keepin’ really still would be an improvement

TREX
Oh, I’ll get it

If you want to be profound
If you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
I’d say lawyers deserve to die

GENNARO
(spoken) Wait a minute, wait a minute. That’s not a very nice thing to say!

TREX
(spoken) But it’s true, isn’t it?

GENNARO
(spoken) No! I’m a nice guy!

TREX
(spoken) Mmmm, too bad. Every other character serves the plot in some way.

MALCOLM
(spoken) Hey! HEY! Look over here! Look at me! I’m delicious!

GRANT
(spoken) Ian! DON’T MOVE!!

TREX/MALCOLM

If you wanna rationale
It isn’t very hard to see
S​top and think it over, pal

TREX
The guy sure looks like Rex food to me

MALCOLM
The guy sure looks like Rex food to me

TREX/MALCOLM
The guy sure looks like Rex food to me

MALCOM
My meat’s tasty eatin’, not tough

TREX
Try just to relax and then it won’t be so rough

MALCOLM
You need blood and I’ve got more than enough

TREX
I need blood and you’ve got more than enough

TREX/MALCOLM
You/I need blood and you’ve/I’ve got more than enough!

TREX
Now I’ll get it!

credits

from Jurassic Parody: The Musical Cast Recording, released November 17, 2015

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