I Am Aperture

from Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical Cast Album by Geekenders

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ADVENTURE 
I am Aperture. I am Aperture. For the guts and the glory, without legs, I will stride!

 FACT
 I am Aperture. It's a fact, that I am Aperture. My collection of data cannot be denied! I am Aperture! 

ALL
 We are the faith plates and the funnels, we are the gels all around this place. We are the cores that will assist Chell, as she tries to get to…

 SPACE 
Spaaaaace!

WHEATLEY
 I am Aperture - no, look, really, I am Aperture! You plugged me in, and I took total control!

 CHORUS
 Better than the old boss, right?

 WHEATLEY
 I'm not on my rail anymore - no, now I am _running_ Aperture - it obeys my will, body, mind and soul… I am Aperture! 

CHORUS 
He looks a little crazy, though.

WHEATLEY (CHORUS)
 I am Aperture (He is Aperture) I am the one in charge of Aperture (the one in charge of Aperture) And the new administration will endure! (His intentions can't be pure.)

 I am Aperture, the vast complex of Aperture, (The large and sprawling Aperture)  And to GlaDOS's vile reign, I am the cure!  I am Aperture. (He is Aperture.)

ADVENTURE
 I have my black belts here, in the bedroom.

 FACT
My character's based on Max Headroom. 
(or)
My characters's based on Heidi Klum.
(or)
A bear in a car, it goes vroom vroom.

SPACE 
And I will find my way to space for sure…

ALL 
Oh, we may all have different goals, but we are Ap…erture! 

credits

from Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical Cast Album, released March 13, 2015
Stephen Blakley as the Adventure Core
Andrew Lynch as the Fact Core
Rael Linford as the Space Core
Graeme Thompson as Wheatley
With the Turrets

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