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NEDRY:
(Spoken)
Oh god. This rain.

Too wet. Can't see...

Not good. My car!

What's that... Can't be...

DILOPHOSAUR 1
Look at us ­- four feet tall
Don't look like raptors at all
Let us close ­- we're so tame
If you don't recall our name... Listen up. Listen up.

DILOPHOSAUR 2
Here’s the thing ­- dilophosaurus.
That's the name you folks use for us.
Carnivores, we spit to stun our prey
So they're blind and paralyzed and can't just run away...

DILOPHOSAUR 3
You're in a pickle ­- you've crashed your fancy car
You've lost your glasses, and you don't know where you are
But we're so friendly, we couldn't be a threat
You haven't seen a thing to make you dread us yet...

ALL DILOPHOSAURS
Pouring rain ­- acid spit.
Sorry, Dennis - you're in deep shit.
You can't see us, but we're up above;
Gifting you our toxic love

DILOPHOSAUR 2
Y'see now, Nedry, it's good that you were hasty
Behind these fences, the humans look so tasty.

DILOPHOSAUR 3
We're quite delighted, bud, that you aren't any thinner
This way there's lots of you to pass around for dinner!

DILOPHOSAUR 1
Hit him one time, girls... Oooh, hit him twice.
Watch him scream...mmmm.. That's rather nice.

ALL DILOPHOSAURS
Blinded by our toxic goo
Now the curtain falls for you
Serves you right, 'cause, after dark
We're what rules Jurassic Park.

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from Jurassic Parody: The Musical Cast Recording, released November 17, 2015

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Geekenders creates geeky theatre and events in Vancouver, BC

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