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CHELL
Don't know how to do this
Don't know where to go
My resistance running low
And every time I try to shoot a portal
Well, I’m not quite a pro

TURRET CHORUS
You know that I'm nobody's fool

CHELL
I'm nobody's fool and
Yet it's clear to me
I don't have a strategy



WHEATLEY
It's just like taking candy from a baby



CHELL
And I think I must be

CHELL & TURRET CHORUS:
Under attack
At Aperture Science
About to crack
I hate (she hates) compliance
Won't somebody please have a heart?
Come and rescue me now
'Cause I'm falling apart

Under attack
I'm taking cover
She’s on my track,
I must discover
Some way, somehow to stop her now
I have got to

CHELL
Although I just don’t know how

WHEATLEY
Just keep going sweetheart
And you’ll soon be through
But make haste or she’ll pursue
I mean, she’s a sociopath computer
Bored with nothing to do.

TURRET CHORUS
Dispensing product. Firing

WHEATLEY
Yes, I’m here to help you
But I'm scared as well
Neurotoxin means farewell



CHELL
I hardly dare to think of what would happen…
Can’t we try to rebel?

CHELL & TURRET CHORUS
Under attack
I'm being tested
About to crack
I can’t be bested
Always figured that I was smart
Come and rescue me now
'Cause I’m falling apart

Under attack
I’m making portals
Let’s work it out, I’m not
immortal



WHEATLEY
Thinking nothing can stop you now



CHELL
Should I want to
I'm not sure she’d let me now

TURRET CHORUS
You know that I'm nobody's fool

CHELL & TURRET CHORUS
Under attack
I’ve got to win this
I’ll pay her back
She has no business
Testing subjects until they die
Got to finish this now
'Cause I won’t say goodbye.

Under attack
On this endeavour
She’s on my track, GLaDOS
is clever

CHELL
Thinking nothing can stop her now
Should I want to
I'm not sure I would know how


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from Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical Cast Album, released March 13, 2015
Erin Mudry as Chell
Patrice Bowler as Chell
Graeme Thompson as Wheatley
With the Turrets

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